桑乔炮轰滕哈格,国外网友:滕哈格发掘出新C罗啦

2023.09.04

桑乔发布声明认为自己长期以来被当做“替罪羊”,而且自己本周的训练“非常棒”。

“请不要相信你看到的一切,我不会允许别人传播一些不真实的东西,我在本周训练得非常好,我相信这件事还有别的原因,我已经做了很长时间的‘替罪羊’了!”

“我唯一想做的就是带着笑容踢球然后帮助球队。我尊重教练组对我做出的任何决定,我有一群非常棒的队友,我心存感激,我知道每周都是一个挑战。无论发生任何事情,我都将为自己胸前的队徽而战!”

SolaceZz: 我们曼联实际是一个伪装成足球俱乐部的真人秀节目。(we're actually a reality tv show disguised as a football club.)

kani1503: 栏目名字《与红魔同行》。(Keepy uppies with the Red Devils.)

silkysmoothjay: 《我们的红魔时光》。( Days of Our Red Devils. )

eternityinbruges: 或许是桑乔加盟曼联以来最有威胁的一波进攻。(Probably Sancho's best attack since he joined United.)

notoorius @eternityinbruges : 我笑了,然后马上意识到我们买的是穆德里克。(I chuckled then I realized we got Murdyak.)

jibbyjobo: 而且一签就是8年多……(For 8 more years...)

第二天兴高采烈去训练的桑乔……

sinhalfc: 滕哈格发掘出了这个赛季的C罗。(Ten Hag just found his Ronaldo for this season.)

GoatButton: 为什么每一个曼联球员都得背锅?(How is every United player supposedly a scapegoat.)

virtualclix: 为什么滕哈格和每名球员都处不好?(Why is Ten Hag getting into fights with every player?)

FurrySire: 足坛有种现象叫做“ 失去更衣室控制 ”。(It's a phenomenon called losing the dressing room.)

Lathow: 他总会找个球员当替罪羊,以掩盖他本人的无能。(He always has a player to scapegoat to distract the fact he's a fraud.)

Milo751: 送走球员又不会让自己长出头发来。(Getting rid of players won't grow his hair back.)

severedfrageile: 万一其中一个球员有辐射呢?(What if one of the players was radioactive?)

FenixdeGoma: 滕哈格曾支持迎回强奸犯格林伍德,从那时起我就知道自己应该站哪边了。(Ten hag supported the rapist mason greenwood, so I know whose side I'd take.)

当拉什福德帮助桑乔完成小作文……

TP_Cornetto: 桑乔在场上总是很懒散,也没什么输出。虽然我现在越来越讨厌滕哈格,但我认为这件事上他没错。(Sancho is lazy every time he plays and offers nothing. I get hating on ten hag is the flavour right now but I don’t think he’s wrong on this)

sandbag-1: “别相信你看到的任何东西”意思是“别相信主教练在新闻发布会上说的?”太扯了真是。("Don't believe everything you read" here meaning "don't believe the things my boss says in his press conference"? Drama indeed lol)

TheGoldenPineapples:  其实意思是“死秃子整天放屁,哥们儿。”("Bald fuck's talking out of his arse, mate."_

Tyafastics:  咱一天别作妖儿好不好,只一天就行,求求你们了。(One day without drama. One day is all I ask.)

ckj9211: 曼联天天有乐子。(Never a boring day in Manchester United.)

桑乔为什么被弃用:他想从后面扇阿姆拉巴特一下结果却是滕哈格……

Thesolly180: 他早晚都得走。(He needs to leave sooner than later for himself really. )

Milo751: 但为了自己的腰包着想,他宁愿晚走也不会早走。(But for his bank account he should leave later rather than sooner.)

imtayloronreddit: 不是还有沙特人呢么。(there's always Saudi Arabia.)

Ilovellamasandcows: 从桑乔到“我没有什么可证明的”的马奎尔,这团队看起来职业道德无比充沛。(Between him and “I’ve got nothing to prove” maguire, the group seems to have great attitudes.)

BoredAtWork221b: 他和滕哈格算是彻底闹掰了。(That's his career with Ten Hag over.)

GreenPlasticChair: 不一定。他完全可以做一些事情挽回在滕哈格心目中的形象,比如性侵什么的。(Not necessarily. He could always do something to get back in Ten Hag’s good books like commit sexual assault.)

Dincht04: 实话实说吧杰登。你太TM烂了,而且都烂了两年了。(Let's be fair Jadon. You're fucking shite and have been for 2 years.)

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