国外段友：梅西任意球绝杀？剧本没创意一定是AI写的
迈阿密国际VS蓝十字，梅西伤停补时任意球绝杀。
xcake23: 我要是对方门将我就气炸了：是TM谁让我扑梅西的任意球的？我只是个踢美职联的，大哥。(If I'm the goal keeper I'm pissed off. Who tf makes me save a Messi free kick I'm in liga MX bro.)
TheAtomocPlayboy: 我发誓对面球迷肯定也在欢呼。(I swear even the Cruz Azul supporters were cheering.)
Brucelealrx: 不用发誓，就是。(Can confirm.)
Twin_Turbo: 不用想就知道最后一刻会来这么一下。(You just knew it had to happen at the last minute.)
2DragonBalls: 我们真活在虚拟世界中嘛？(Like for real are we in a fuckin simulation?)
bajcli: 这剧本也太没新意了，估计是AI写的。(It's a pretty predictable script, they probably had AI write it.)
HoldUpBro: 我在一英里外就预判到这一幕了。(Saw that coming from a mile away lmao.)
aboredDYQ: 想不到我还有庆祝迈阿密国际进球的一天。(can't believe this mf made me celebrate an Inter Miami goal.)
1llseemyselfout: 兄弟，连对面主教练都在庆祝，大家都希望看到这一幕。(Dude Cruz Azul manager was celebrating it. That’s how much everyone wanted to see it happen.)
SweetPotato0461: 巴萨都两年没进直接任意球了吧。(Lmao has Barca not scored a free kick in 2 years? )
Delta_FT: 梅西在伤停补时拯救马蒂诺，嗯~似曾相识的感觉。(Messi saving Martino in added time, that brough memories back lol.)
ArielPN: 我应该把我所有积蓄拿出来赌这最后一个任意球能进。(I should’ve put all my savings on that freekick ffs)
MeatSuit: 那也赚不了多少，兄弟。历史最佳常规操作。(Wouldn't have made much. Goat things.)
shockzz123: 当他们刚在禁区外犯规时我就说：“你们完蛋了”。千万别在补时阶段给梅西任意球，给了就要糟。(As soon as they fouled him outside the box i said "you fucked up". NEVER give Messi a freekick in that area in 90th+ min, if you do, you've lost lmao.)
贝克汉姆在梅西最后时刻任意球绝杀后热泪盈眶。
MaryadaPurshottam: 那是一种他在查看自己银行账户时激动的泪水。(These are his happy tears after seeing his bank account statement.)
TechTuna1200: 梅西不仅是山羊(GOAT)，还是贝克汉姆的一只大鹅，会下金蛋的大鹅。(Messi is not only the goat, but also Beckham's goose that lays golden eggs.)
Commodontious: 我爱老贝，但这些真是自私的眼泪，他对这个球没啥感觉，只是看到了自己营销的成果。(I love Becks, but these are tears of self-interest. He's not emotional about the goal, he's seeing all the marketing coming to fruition.)
ApolloFin: 或者，也许他为自己创立的俱乐部感到高兴，俱乐部最近经历了一段艰难的时期。(Or maybe he is happy for the club he founded that has had a tough time recently? Wild thought I know.)
Juls317: 你们为什么如此愤世嫉俗？他不能为自己十多年来一直投入的项目即将实现而感到骄傲和幸福吗？(Why choose to be so cynical about it? He can't be crying out of pride and happiness about the project he's been so heavily involved in for like a decade coming to fruition?)
llluminate: 为什么不能两者都有呢？(Why can’t it be both?)
jrgnklpp: 这哥们是足坛圆梦大满贯了好么？拥有半神般的英俊形象，经历一段成功的足球生涯，现在拥有一家足球俱乐部，而且是一支拥有梅西的足球俱乐部。(Dude's living the football fan dream isn't he, after a successful player career and being born with demigod looks he now owns a football club with Messi in it.)
Aanstekervoleistof: 小时候我总想留他那样的发型，他无论场上还是场下都是超级巨星。(I always wanted his haircut when I was a kid. Such a superstar both on and off the pitch.)
remarkerprox: 我觉得是个人小时候都想长成他那样吧。(I think almost everyone wanted to look like Beckham as a kid.)
EatingSexually: 虽然我一把岁数了，但还是想长成他那个模样。(I’m a grown ass man and I still want to look like him.)
GazTheLegend: 记得迭戈-西蒙尼在一场比赛赛后说过：“他太帅了我都不知道是应该亲他还是踢他。”也有可能是孔蒂说的。(I am sure Diego Simeone once said "He is so handsome I don't know whether to kiss him or kick him" after a match lmao. It might have been Conte.)
TimingEzaBitch: 我有一大帮朋友在2002年世界杯后想打扮成大罗。(a bunch of my friends in the generation wanted to look like Ronaldo after 2002.)