梅西两射一传,国外段友加更:迈阿密的球探棒棒的!
迈阿密国际 4-0 亚特兰大联。梅西第一球。
spartakva: ( 前美国国门)古赞都半退役等着拿钱退休了,结果现在却突然要面对梅西。(Brad Guzan is just trying to semi-retire and pick up a check, but now he has to face Messi.)
Luka_Vander_Esch: 我靠古赞还踢呢?(Holy shit Brad Guzan is still around?)
RafiakaMacakaDirk: 从2012年开始,我每三年就会对自己说一遍这句话,没想到他还没退役。(I literally say that to myself like every 3 years since 2012, cannot believe he hasn’t retired yet lmao)
DayPhesuma: 天哪,他(梅西)果然能带得动这支烂队啊。(Lol, so he CAN carry them!)
ASpellingAirror: 很明显他们的对手没打算严加盯防他,真是奇了怪了。(Apparently the other team has decided not to guard him…which seems like an odd choice.)
exiadf19: 大联盟球员在一对一防守梅西时:“嘿里奥,能给我的球衣签个名嘛,我儿子赛后还等着要呢。”(MLS player when one on one against messi "hey leo, can you sign my shirt so i can give to my son after this match?")
t_mac1: 问题是在迈阿密大家都愿意传球给他,在巴黎他就算挥手也没人传。(thing is his teammates pass him the ball here at inter. at paris, they ignore him even when he waves his arm lol.)
smoltanboi: 看这场比赛可太有意思了,好像他一次性满足了19位成年人的愿望。(objectively hilarious to see him play in this match. it's like he's granting a make-a-wish to 19* grown adults all at once.)
cuntsmen: 梅西让我开始看美职联了,如果这都不叫伟大,我不知道还有什么称得上伟大。(Mans got me watching MLS. If that's not greatness, I don't know what is.)
梅西第二球。
skychasezone: 还是别让苏亚雷斯来了,这已经非常残暴了。(Maybe hold the Suarez because this is already overkill.)
RojinegroTorres: 整整50码都没人防梅西嘛?他要在大联盟乱杀了。(No ones going to defend Messi for 50 yards? He’s going to score so many goals in MLS.)
LickLaMelosBalls @RojinegroTorres : 嘿!他们已经尽力防了。(Hey, they're trying lol)
RobbinDeBank: 迈阿密国际的球探真是太棒了,他们从哪儿发现了这个家伙?(Miami’s scouts are so good. Where did they find this guy?)
Crunkabunch: 就像我在FM里的球探整天给我推荐姆巴佩那样?(Almost as good as my scouts in football manager who always suggest this Mbappe character?)
梅西助攻罗伯特-泰勒打进本队第四球。
The_Astros_Cheated: 罗伯特-泰勒:看,我是苏亚雷斯了。(Robert Taylor: LOOK AT ME, I AM SUAREZ NOW.)
Successful_Leek96: 梅西来到大联盟,就像给幼儿园的扇耳光游戏带来了一枚核弹。(Having Messi in MLS is like bringing a nuke to a kindergarten slap fight.)
vadapaav: 亚特兰大就一点不会防守吗?(Does Atlanta not know how to defend?)
thecarlosdanger1: 谁能防住那样的怪物?我是说像罗伯特-泰勒那样的?(Can anyone defend the monster that is Robert Taylor?)