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[赛后贴]NBA总决赛G5，丹佛掘金队主场94-89战胜迈阿密热火队，大比分4-1夺得NBA总冠军。
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掘金（4-1）：约基奇28分16篮板4助攻1帽，波普11分4篮板2助攻2断3帽，穆雷14分8篮板8助攻，布鲁斯-布朗10分6篮板，小波特16分13篮板3助攻，戈登4分7篮板2断1帽，布劳恩7分3篮板，杰夫-格林4分。
热火（1-4）：巴特勒21分3篮板5助攻3断，阿德巴约20分12篮板，乐福3分2篮板2帽，斯特鲁斯12分8篮板，文森特6分3助攻，洛瑞12分9篮板4助攻2断1帽，马丁10分5篮板，邓罗5分3篮板3助攻2帽。
[–]ApexxPredditor 185 points 3 hours ago
Reporter "How does it feel to be an NBA champion"
Jokic: "It's good it's good. The jobs done. We can go home now"
He just wants to get back to his horses lol
球迷：
记者：“成为了NBA总冠军，你感觉怎么样？”
约基奇：“很棒很棒…工作做完了…可以下班回家咯…”
都瞧见了吧，他只想玩儿他的马啊~~哈哈哈~~~
[–]Initial-Stick-561 16 points 2 hours ago
Haha, Jokic press conference was hilarious! The guy just wants to go home and the damn upcoming parade is tearing him and his horses apart! Let the man do whatever he wants. This is just a standard 9-5 job for the guy!
球迷：哈哈哈~约基奇的赛后采访太搞笑了！这小子满脑子就想回家~那混蛋冠军游行还会妨碍他和他的爱马团聚！我看啊，就让他爱咋咋地吧~他只是来NBA上班的朝九晚五打工人啊~~~
新闻链接>>>>>>夺生涯首冠！约基奇：这很棒 工作完成了&可以回家了
[–]cardmanimgur[] 601 points 3 hours ago
Jokic winning Finals MVP after getting robbed of regular season MVP is the greatest "Ball don't lie" moment in NBA history.
球迷：常规赛MVP被抢劫了？没事没事！那我拿个总决赛FMVP好了！这简直是史上最牛的“篮球不会说谎”的画面啊！
[–]mundane_coconut47 179 points 3 hours ago
Jokic undisputable best player in the league now.
球迷：现在约基奇是联盟第一人了！毫无争议！
[–]Driveshaft48 56 points 3 hours ago
You can cross off the now. He has been for years now
球迷：请把“现在”这两个字去掉！他联盟第一人好多年了！
[–]Zloggt 60 points 3 hours ago
Jokic gets season MVP
no Nuggets champion
Jokic gets skipped for MVP
Nuggets champion
球迷：
约基奇得到常规赛MVP，掘金没冠军；
约基奇失去常规赛MVP，掘金拿冠军。
似乎发现了一个了不得的定律
[–]GlassWeek 4 points 2 hours ago
Same arc as Giannis, except Jokic actually deserved his first Regular Season MVP when Giannis won Finals MVP.
Also, after this season I feel like we should start referring to the Regular Season MVP as "Regular Season MVP" and Finals MVP as simply "MVP".
球迷：没错，这和字母哥的经历一样（字母哥在失去三连常规赛MVP那个赛季，也夺得总冠军并拿到FMVP）~当然，2021年字母哥成为FMVP的那个赛季，约基奇拿的那个常规赛MVP，也完全没有问题！不过，本赛季之后，我觉得我们应该改一改了：应该把常规赛MVP称为“常规赛MVP”，而总决赛MVP才是真正的“MVP”！
新闻链接>>>>>>闭环！约基奇复制字母哥 两连MVP后第三年夺冠+FMVP！
[–]suzukigun4life 16 points 3 hours ago
Embiid stans in absolute shambles. Love to see it.
球迷：恩比德此刻正站在风中凌乱…不过我喜欢~~
[–]AdPotential9974 14 points 3 hours ago
The biggest joke of the season. A complete pity MVP
球迷：恩比德拿MVP，是本赛季最大的笑话！完完全全就是施舍给他的一个MVP~~
新闻链接>>>>>>
[–]captainaweeesome 80 points 3 hours ago
I’M GOING TO CRY OMG SO HAPPY FOR AG AND JOKIC
球迷：我快要哭啦~~天哪~~~太为戈登和约基奇高兴啦~~~
[–]Zes_Teaslong 15 points 3 hours ago
And Murray! Dude has gone through so much
球迷：还有穆雷！这哥们一路走来经历了太多事，太不容易了！
新闻链接>>>>>>一路走来不容易！穆雷戴上冠军帽喜极而泣 久久不能平静
[–]radioclash39 56 points 3 hours ago
Lol Jokic leaving the FMVP for all his team to hold it while trying to find him as he disappears into the background, only for Moach to to be holding it for the team photo. Such a Jokic move.
球迷：哈哈哈~~约基奇竟然随随便便把FMVP奖杯给队友们拿去拍照~~~我还正找他人哪儿去了呢，最后发现他躲在最角落，藏进镜头背景里面了~~~拍照的时候是马龙捧着那个FMVP奖杯~~~这行事风格，约味儿很重~~~哈哈哈~~
新闻链接>>>>>>没准备大号衣服？夺冠合影约基奇站在边边 女儿坐在肩膀上
[–]Illustrious-Watch672 45 points 3 hours ago*
Nuggets defeat the Miami Heat, the Refs and Adam Silver to become the 2023 NBA champions
I never seen a game officiated to force the series, that was gross to watch I almost puked
球迷：在成为2023年NBA总冠军的路上，掘金不仅打败了热火，还击退了裁判和肖华！！裁判在这个系列赛的吹法，简直辣瞎我的眼睛！差点没把我给看吐了…
新闻链接>>>>>>徐静雨：掘金太强大了 裁判公正时没有球队是掘金的对手
[–]robbiearebest 14 points 3 hours ago
The review on that 3 with the kick was just disgusting
球迷：是啊，裁判假模假样地回看巴特勒的那记捣蛋三分，把我恶心坏了~~~
新闻链接>>>>>>巴特勒三分造犯规 马龙认为其进攻犯规提出挑战&但最终失败
新闻链接>>>>>>名记：戈登明显用【小咯噔】对巴特勒的脚犯规了
新闻链接>>>>>>Skip谈巴特勒三分被犯规：裁判糟糕的判罚 这显然不是防守犯规
[–]mohiben 27 points 3 hours ago
I said during the Lakers series "they can't make 3s for them" but I guess they can. My real mistake was thinking that would be enough to stop Jokic.
球迷：掘金和湖人打西决那个时候，我曾说过“裁判除了不能帮湖人投三分，剩下的全帮了”，现在我知道了，看来裁判也是可以帮忙投三分的啊~~~当然我最大的误判就是，我以为裁判的哨偏成那样约基奇怕是挺不过来的（显然不是）~~
[–]Downtown-Desk-3275 25 points 2 hours ago
This dude Jokic stressed that the parade is on thursday because he had plans to go home lmao. It was never going 6
球迷：约基奇这小子，不停地强调冠军游行得放在礼拜四举行，因为他早已计划好礼拜五回家了~~~笑死我了！！这么看来，总决赛是不可能会打到第6场的！
新闻链接>>>>>>真的假的？约基奇：夺冠游行是周五？不 我要回家
[–]Storymaker67 20 points 3 hours ago
Me: sees Jamal Murray holding back tears as he revels over his injury and triumph Also me: a grown ass man now breaking down in tears
No one more deserving!
球迷：看着穆雷强忍泪水讲述他从重伤中凤凰涅谈的故事，我一个成年汉子早已哭得妆都花了~~~55555~~~穆雷他最值得~~~
新闻链接>>>>>>熬过漫长的煎熬岁月！穆雷眼含热泪笑着接受冠军采访
[–] 2022-23 ChampsUnderratedNightmare 14 points 3 hours ago
I’m a grown ass man crying like I’ve done something
球迷：我也一样，成熟如我，却哭得就好像取得了什么光宗耀祖的大成就似的~~
[–]Opening_Search972 16 points 2 hours ago
As a Serbian & Nuggets die hard, what an incredible day. Djokovic & now Jokic & this team. I’m gonna party with the fam all week. Work is secondary
球迷：作为一个塞尔维亚人以及掘金队死忠，今天真是太不可思议啦！！先是德约科维奇法网夺魁，接着约基奇和掘金队又夺得NBA总冠军！不行，我要和家人狂欢一礼拜！！上班这事儿必须往后稍稍！！
新闻链接>>>>>>塞尔维亚的荣耀！德约夺第23座大满贯桂冠 约基奇赢得NBA总冠军
[–]Broke_Boi 597 points 3 hours ago
Joker acting like the chip’s just a formality lmao
球迷：但素~~从约基奇赛后的一系列行为表现看，他是不是觉得冠军就是个例行公事的玩意儿啊~~~完全没当回事儿啊~~哈哈哈~~~
新闻链接>>>>>>夺冠瞬间：约基奇一脸淡定 逐一与热火球员拥抱致意
[–]SoIJustBuyANewOne 236 points 3 hours ago
He was about to say, "but we aren't finished" or some shit and then was like, wait, we are done.
球迷：可能是约基奇蒙圈了，其实他本来想说“我们的任务还没完成”什么的，接着他突然意识到了什么，“等等…是打完了是吗？哦打完了啊~~”
[–]Kapono24 86 points 3 hours ago
We can go home.
球迷：“下班咯，回家咯~~”
[–]daft_dunkwwwolfey. 32 points 3 hours ago
Opposite of LeBron energy,
"Just one now. Maybe 2 later idk I'm tired and hungry bye"
球迷：要是换成老詹的话，就是另一种风格了。“现在才拿一个冠军而已，大概后面还会再拿一个吧~~不说了我累了而且有点饿，回见~~~”老詹如是说。
[–]I_really_enjoy_beer 915 points 3 hours ago
TIME FOR THE JA EXECUTION! KILL HIM DEAD ADAM!
球迷：同志们，想起什么事儿了没？时辰已到！把莫兰特押上来行刑啊！！肖华！！
[–]sneakyxxrocket 225 points 3 hours ago
Have his punishment be fucking Moriah mills
球迷：对对对！！！罚他和Moriah Mills大干三百回合！！
注：Moriah Mills，最近大名鼎鼎的锡安桃色绯闻女主。
[–]coolestguy002 79 points 3 hours ago
And pays triple the rate
球迷：没错！！接着还要当场扫黄，罚三倍的嫖资！！！
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