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[赛后贴]东部季后赛第二轮，费城76人102-114不敌波士顿凯尔特人，总比分1-2落后。

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76人（1-2）：恩比德30分13板3助4帽，哈登16分6板11助，马克西13分6板2帽，哈里斯7分4板，塔克9分，梅尔顿14分8板4断，尼昂10分，麦克丹尼尔斯3分3板

凯尔特人（2-1）：塔图姆27分10板5助2断，布朗23分7板5助，霍福德17分7板2助2断，怀特13分6板，斯玛特15分3板4助3断，布罗格登15分3板6助，R-威廉姆斯4分5板3帽

[–]Clippers429501 242 points 4 hours ago

They said James Harden wouldn't shoot 2-14 two games in a row and you know what? They were right.

快船球迷：G2之后有人曾说过，哈登是不会连续2场投出14中2的命中率的！！！今儿这一瞧~嗨呀呀！！！他们诚不欺我啊~~~~

注：上一场G2哈登全场14投2中，本场哈登14投3中。

[–]NuggetsSammonov 216 points 4 hours ago

Harden was ass. He was scared to even shoot a layup most of the game.

掘金球迷：不是我说，哈登烂得真有够呛的，上个篮都能吓得他把球给扔了…

[–]Celticschivestheconqueror 223 points 3 hours ago

Philly point guard afraid to shoot in key playoff game. Is this a re-run?

凯尔特人球迷：一到季后赛关键比赛，76人队的控卫就投篮恐惧症发作，这是从本西那儿传染过来的吗？还是历史要重演了？

[–]76ersPensiveinNJ 27 points 3 hours ago

Harden was shocking. I'm just beyond words. Man was scared to take a wide open layup. I thought after game 1 he was here to show out.

The game was within reach too, if we get a decent game out of Harden we could take that.

76人球迷：感觉哈登像是被吓傻了，我都不知道怎么形容他了，这哥们儿连上个篮都哆哆嗦嗦的，我之前还盼G1之后他就会打开任督二脉，一发不可收拾呢~况且今天这比赛也不是没有机会啊~看来啊，当哈登发挥的时候，咱就好好享受吧，也不是顿顿都能吃上饺子的~~

[–]Australiainefekt 5 points an hour ago

Harden knew when your guys were all celebrating after game one and he was shouting at them 'it's just one game!!'....bro knew he was gonna shoot 3-13 at some point

球迷：当你们这些人在G1欢天喜地的时候，哈登早已洞穿了一切，他当时对着队友喊道：“别闹别闹嘿！！只是一场比赛啊！！”因为这大哥他自己知道，他早晚是要拉的，投出13中3的命中率，早晚的事儿啊…

[–]MKenshiX 1365 points 4 hours ago

Harden is really that anime character who sacrificed his remaining lifespan for one last ultimate move

球迷：哈登真就像动画片里面的某些人物一样，他用尽生命的最后一丝力气使出自己的绝招，之后便气尽人亡…

[–]ThunderObjectitan 686 points 4 hours ago

Yeah but he did it at the beginning of the story arc

雷霆球迷：楼上说得好！！但是哈登是死在了动画片的开篇啊，怎么办啊

[–]CelticsThanosIsDoomfist 167 points 4 hours ago

He was my favorite Celtic today

凯尔特人球迷：不过话说回来，今天哈登倒是我最爱的凯尔特人球员呢~~~

[–]Netsthepriceisonthecan 91 points 4 hours ago

Harden was also bad defensively. Just getting attacked and forcing help that lead to open threes

篮网球迷：哈登今天在防守端也拉得很啊，不停地被对手拉出来欺负，队友只能帮他协防，如此便让对手得到了很多空位三分的机会…

[–]Celticsimused2it 131 points 4 hours ago

He only plays well on rest. He’s very out of shape, and it’s catching up to him.

凯尔特人球迷：只有在不打球的时候，哈登才是玩儿“球”的行家啊~~他的体型早就走样了，已经快打不动了…

[–]simon2105 63 points 4 hours ago

Harden made a deal with the scoring devil for that game 1 performance

球迷：我猜啊，哈登应该是和恶魔签了份卖身契啥的，让他在G1打出了超神表现…

[–]76erscaesec 64 points 4 hours ago

Embiid: I'm scared of getting this knee transplant.

Harden: It's ok babe, I'll be here after your surgery.

Embiid wakes after surgery and sees a nurse

Embiid: Where is my point guard? He said he'd be here.

Nurse: Who do you think gave you the knee?

76人球迷：

恩比德：马上要做膝盖移植手术了，我好怕怕~~

哈登：不要怕宝宝~~手术后我会来陪你的~~~

手术后恩比德醒了过来，看到身边有个护士

恩比德：我的控卫宝宝去哪儿了？他说过会在这儿陪我~~

护士：你以为是谁把膝盖移植给你的？

[–]HeatMuted_Dog7317 35 points 4 hours ago

on the positive side for Doc he won't be blowing a 3-1 lead this year

热火球迷：虽然比赛输了，但好消息是，里弗斯不会3-1领先后被逆转了~~~

[–]Celticscaptaincumsock69 1 point 2 hours ago

This was his plan all along

凯尔特人球迷：大意了啊~~这都是他设计好的？里弗斯这老小子心眼儿可真多啊~

[–]ranchsauce13 18 points 2 hours ago

Worst case scenario right now, if the NBA finals ends up between the Celtics and Nuggets I might stop watching basketball

76人球迷：我可不敢想比这更差的情况了~~如果总决赛是凯尔特人打掘金的话，我以后可能再也不想看NBA啦…

[–]thegrittyrnmoreyball 6 points 2 hours ago

I’m already expecting that finals match up and yeah, I might straight up quit following the NBA for a while

球迷：我早就想到总决赛很可能就是凯尔特人打掘金了，到了那个时候，我也可能立马会告别NBA一段时间~

[–]Peanutbuttergod48 4 points 2 hours ago

Worst case scenario for me is Celtics vs Lakers

球迷：错！最不能接受的是总决赛凯尔特人vs湖人！

[–]amenacingballsack 5 points 2 hours ago

And you know Silver's penis looking ass is jerking it to that thought as we speak

球迷：肖华这个小弟弟形状的脑袋里面早就在盘算着这个总决赛对阵了，你们懂的啊~~~

[–]MitchhhBGolden boy 26 points 3 hours ago

I feel so bad for Embiid. He deserves better. On his MVP night we let our guy down

76人球迷：我真的很同情恩比德，他值得更好的结果，但是球队让他在自己的MVP之夜大失所望~~~

[–]ttsa23 11 points 3 hours ago

This team is fat and slow

球迷：因为76人这支球队又肥又慢~~没法儿打的~~

[–]MoreOfAGrower 11 points 3 hours ago

So glad Harden went to Vegas and had fun tho!

球迷：不管怎么样，至少哈登去了拉斯维加斯追寻了自己的快乐，我还是相当欣慰的~~

新闻链接>>>>>>老里：哈登去赌城前给我打了电话 我说想去就去啊

[–]Heatinmyharbl 1 point 21 minutes ago

He literally looked like he was drunk for the first like 42 minutes of the game it was WILD

热火球迷：楼上你要这么说的话，我想起来今天比赛的前42分钟，哈登看上去就跟喝醉了似的，我靠实在太野了吧~~

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