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[赛后贴]洛杉矶湖人队（41-38）135-133战胜犹他爵士队

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爵士（36-43）：奥利尼克23分7板7助、阿巴基22分4板3助2帽、塔克23分4板7助2断、琼斯16分8板、萨马尼奇12分4板2助、邓恩10分4板4助、丰泰基奥6分、塞克斯顿15分3助。

湖人（41-38）：詹姆斯37分5板6助、浓眉21分14板6助2断2帽、里夫斯28分3板6助、施罗德18分3板4助、八村塁17分6板范德比尔特6分2板、布朗3分4板2助。

[–]BombshellExpose 392 points 4 hours ago

THT CLUTCHED UP

湖人球迷：塔克今天关键时刻挺身而出了啊！

[–]King James johnfcknallen 87 points 4 hours ago

Secrit agent

湖人球迷：他是湖人的秘密特工！

[–]kai_123 1 point 4 hours ago

Still playing for the Lakers

湖人球迷：正所谓，身在爵营，心在湖啊~

[–]23ImjustANewSneaker 755 points 4 hours ago

The complaints about 38 year old LeBron tonight on 37/5/5 shooting 50% is crazy

湖人球迷：今天38岁高龄的老詹以50%的命中砍下37+5+5，这样还要被骂，有没有公德心啊~

[–]ALovelyAnxiety 10 points 4 hours ago

yes rofl. fans be crazy like that. you could have an amazing stat line miss the game winner and get castrated in an instant :(

湖人球迷：把爷给笑失禁了，有些球迷懂啥是公德心不？甭管数据爆不爆炸，只要你错失绝杀，他们能把你给喷到阳痿早泄

[–]UDDK24 27 points 4 hours ago*

It was that sequence where he committed back to back turnovers then launched a 35 footer . And jazz retook the lead .

湖人球迷：老詹被喷的那几个回合，应该是他连续两个回合失误，之后还浪投了一记35尺超远三分，导致把领先优势重新送给了爵士~

[–]staffdaddy_9 89 points 4 hours ago*

Yeah the dude took a few bad 3s, but AD shot below 50%, didn’t score a point in OT and missed 2 FTs and no one cares lol

To be clear I’m not saying we should be shitting on AD. It was a collective effort to damn near throw the game. I’m just saying Lebron can shoot over 50% and score 9 of 11 in OT and if he takes a 3 people lose their shit. The man is 38 and played a lot of minutes he’s probably gassed.

湖人球迷：老詹是浪投了一些三分，但是浓眉投篮命中率不到50%，加时赛一分未得，还丢了两记关键罚球，这些别人却一嘴不提~但是不要误会哈，我不是说我们应该去喷浓眉，差点输掉比赛是整个湖人队的问题。我的意思是，老詹投篮命中率超50%，加时赛拿到全队11分里面的9分，然而就因为他投了记三分，咱就喷他？过分啦~这老兄已经38岁了，而且今天打了很长的时间，他（投三分）可能是因为有点体力不支了~

[–]DG_Now 10 points 4 hours ago

LeBron hate is so dumb. Man has made the Finals in HALF of his seasons and it's still not enough.

湖人球迷：詹黑都是蠢蠢的沙雕，老詹整个生涯有一半的赛季都闯进了总决赛，但是在詹黑眼里，这算不上啥，不够格。

[–]#kidfromakron/黒侍tito-ortiz-wife69 160 points 4 hours ago

Fuck all the bron haters

湖人球迷：詹黑们，甘霖娘！

[–]24ten47 136 points 4 hours ago

fucking damian jones played the best game of his career lol, 100% from three is crazy

湖人球迷：狗日的达米安-琼斯打出了生涯最佳比赛，三分球百发百中，这你受得了吗？哈哈~

[–]xxDankerstein 75 points 4 hours ago

What about Olynyk? 4/4 from three (including that lucky ass last one)

湖人球迷：奥利尼克让你给吃了？他三分也4中4啊（包括那记沾了狗屎运的三分）。

[–]ControlAgent13 29 points 4 hours ago

70% shooting, 7 assists, 7 rebounds.

That dude Always shows up for Laker games

湖人球迷：是啊，70%的投篮命中率，7篮板，7助攻。这小子每次打湖人都要搞事情~

[–]asdekuuu 16 points 4 hours ago

olynyk is low key underrated as a stretch big, he would be great on a lebron team

湖人球迷：奥利尼克是个被低估的空间型大个，和老詹一队的话，他肯定能打得很棒~

[–]nomorebarshud 46 points 4 hours ago

That stretch when 124-114 turned to 124-124 was stressful as hell

湖人球迷：比分从124-114被追到124-124那段时间，简直要人命~

[–]Crazy-Monitor-6490 3 points 4 hours ago

Right away they score 5 I knew something was going to happen

湖人球迷：爵士连得5分后，我就知道要出事了~

[–]sambasil01 168 points 4 hours ago

Holy shit. I lost 20 years off of my life

湖人球迷：厚礼蟹！看这场比赛折了我20年的阳寿啊！

[–]S_O_7 3 points 5 hours ago

I lost 2 years of lifespan in the last 5 minutes

湖人球迷：是啊，光最后5分钟就能让我折寿2年~

[–]LakersSkoivanSchiem 22 points 5 hours ago

Sorry guys I started watching with 1:40 left in regulation.

湖人球迷：同志们，我是第四节剩1分40秒的时候才打开电视机看的，谁能比我惨啊！！！

[–]adamwzp 64 points 5 hours ago

My dick went -2 inches

湖人球迷：比惨是吧？我的小兄弟被吓萎了两寸我说了吗？

[–]ROCHZIUTS 21 points 5 hours ago

BRB need to call my doctor after that …

湖人球迷：兄弟们，我拨个120走个急诊~墓前情况稳定，去去就回~

[–]kanekikochaboggy 217 points 4 hours ago

Most important win of the season

湖人球迷：这是本赛季最重要的比赛了吧？

[–]kai_123 133 points 4 hours ago

That applies for like every win the past 2 weeks

湖人球迷：最近2礼拜的比赛，每场都很重要的~

[–]davensdad 20 points 3 hours ago

Lmao for real. My wife has been asking me before each game "is this an important match" and I have been telling her yes for past 2 weeks.

湖人球迷：哈哈哈可不是咋的，我老婆每次比赛都问“这场比赛重要吗？”，我已经说了两个礼拜“重要”了~

[–]---------w--------- 153 points 4 hours ago

jesus fucking christ turned out we did need Dlo

he better play 40 minutes tomorrow and get 50

湖人球迷：天杀的哦，我们真的很需要拉塞尔啊~明天他最好打上个40分钟，再拿个50分啥的~

[–]waynegretzkysbrother 70 points 4 hours ago

Look bad and win, look good and lose.

球迷：赢得很惨，跟输得体面，你要哪个？

[–]Schneeky 32 points 4 hours ago

Let's look good and win next time to preserve our hearts

湖人球迷：最好是赢得体面，保护下我们娇嫩的心脏~

[–]pwnnoobs13 239 points 5 hours ago

“Lebron isnt clutch” the clowns said

球迷：“詹姆斯打关键球不行”某些小丑如是说道。

[–]zxc123zxc123 52 points 4 hours ago

"Wizards Jordan would have hit 3/2FTs in OT. This is why Bron will never ever EVER BE THE GOAT!!!!"

“奇才时期的乔丹，加时赛都能拿到两三次罚球呢，所以啊，詹姆斯永远都不可能成为历史第一人！！！”

[–]pwnnoobs13 13 points 4 hours ago

Skip’s definitely gonna say. “A brick layup, and an offensive foul to throw a 10 pt lead with a minute remaining by the phony goat? It shouldn’t have gone to ot in the first place.”

The formula for skip is so easy to predict. Absolutely brilliant troll, but its way too repetitive he need to find new players to hate.

球迷：Skip肯定会说：“上篮打铁、进攻犯规，一分钟内挥霍10分领先优势，这就是冒牌历史第一人的所作所为？这场比赛压根就没必要拖到加时赛的~”。Skip的恰饭语法就是这样，太容易模仿了，他是个极品阴阳人，但发的东西实在是千篇一律，赶紧换个人黑吧，不腻吗？ 

[–]Glockx8732 26 points 5 hours ago

It’s a worry, whenever the game is on the line AD hasn’t been able to hit his free throws

球迷：每次到关键时刻，浓眉都罚不进球，真的是让人操碎心啊~

[–][LAL] Sasha Vujacicnysraved 190 points 5 hours ago

This game got me stressed, can’t wait till tomorrow I gotta manage my load tonight!

湖人球迷：这场比赛把我吓够呛，等不了明天赛后了，我今晚就得马上好好管理下自己的负荷了~

[–]WarriorsGuerreroD 3 points an hour ago

It's been an hour. Has that been enough for you to load your manage?

勇士球迷：湖人在西部第六上面呆了一个小时，有没有帮到你们管理负荷啊？

[–]Celticsryantrw5 2 points an hour ago

They managed their load and fell asleep

凯尔特人球迷：他们歇够了，已经睡了~

[–]NBASuspiciousSpyderman 59 points 4 hours ago

Smh soft, back in my day, I was watching back to backs

球迷：楼上都他妈一群软蛋，遥想当年，哥哥我连看两场背靠背，脸不红心不跳，大气也不喘一声~

[–]Lakersmydixxxierectt 12 points 5 hours ago

Won’t be able too because we are dead

湖人球迷：楼上的大哥，不是我吹，我们湖蜜看完背靠背，也是脸不红心不跳，大气不喘，看上去跟活着的一样，安详得很呢~

[–]Naive_Illustrator 1 point 4 hours ago

I need someone to manage my load

球迷：我需要一个大姐姐，来一起帮我做妇荷管理~

[–]Spursoreycookies 521 points 5 hours ago

WTF Ham doing not calling a timeout after 10-0 run. Jesus

马刺球迷：搞什么鬼啊哈姆，怎么等爵士打出一波10-0高潮了才叫暂停啊，简直了~

[–]LakersShadowLord561 344 points 5 hours ago

He's a fraud bruh. One of the worst coaches in the league

湖人球迷：哈姆就是个骗子啊大兄弟，他是联盟最烂的教练之一！

[–]LakersFlovust 341 points 5 hours ago

honestly if vogel had this roster, that might have been better. I still think vogel is a better coach

湖人球迷：老实说，如果沃格尔有这套阵容，说不定执教得更好呢~我还是认为沃格尔是更好的教练。

[–]Lakersthedoctor0918 642 points 5 hours ago

Dead legs tomorrow vs the Clippers. Fuck!

湖人球迷：明天打快船，湖人还有力气吗？干！

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 61 points 5 hours ago

Scheduled loss incoming...

8 players - DNP

湖人球迷：输球板上钉钉了，明天8个球员DNP~

[–]Lakersmikeycamikey10 99 points 5 hours ago

Never a doubt

Edit: why are my pants all wet?

湖人球迷：绝对的…

补充：为什么我的屁股湿了~

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 84 points 5 hours ago

Lakers have won 7 of the last 8 games. The only loss? Rui was a DNP.

Rui played this game = automatic win

湖人球迷：湖人最近8场赢了7场，唯一输球的那场球，八村被DNP。也就是说，八村一上场，湖人就必赢！

[–]LakersLakersLAQ 16 points 4 hours ago

Rui didn't play for much of the ending tonight. Coincidence?

湖人球迷：分析得合理啊！今天八村最后时刻上场时间不多（所以湖人被逼进加时），这不巧了么~

[–]CelticsMatto_0 49 points 5 hours ago

It's so crazy the NBA's all time leading scorer is averaging 29pts/gm in the year he broke the record.

凯尔特人球迷：联盟历史得分王在他破纪录的那年，还能场均29分，不可思议啊！

[–]KnicksBBQCHICKENALERT 30 points 3 hours ago

It’s bullshit man. Wtf happened to all the projections where he was supposed to be a 14 pt 11 assist per game player by now

尼克斯球迷：简直了啊！曾经砖家预测老詹到了这个岁数大概就场均14分11助攻的，他妈预测了个寂寞~

[–]CelticsDankGurgem57 6 points 2 hours ago

LeXceeding LeXpectations

凯尔特人球迷：勒无止境！

[–]Cavalierscombat101 1 point 2 hours ago

people dont understand how fucking ridiculous that is

骑士球迷：大家现在还没意识到老詹有多他妈的牛逼啊！

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